Chihuahua Property Laws

   1.  If I like it, it's mine.
  2.  If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
  3.  If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  4.  If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  5.  If it looks like mine, it's mine.
  6.  If I saw it first, it's mine. 
  7.  If it's edible, it's mine.
  8.  If it's not edible, it's still mine.
  9.  If I chew something up, all of the pieces are mine.
10.  If it's mine, it will never be yours.
11.  If I get tired of it, it's yours.
12.  If I want it back, it's mine.